when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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