I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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