My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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