wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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