how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My ass is underappreciated
Your penis caused this!
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