is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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