I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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