Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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