Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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