He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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