That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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