Sry I called you an 8
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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