He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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