she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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