Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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