I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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