Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
me + whiskey = a bad person
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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