i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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