I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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