you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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