The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
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thanks... i think. haha
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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