How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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