we're blogging at a bar
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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