but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Fuck appropriateness.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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