i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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