you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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