did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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