I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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