My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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