so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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