I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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