The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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