Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
