is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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