Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
is it fun? or sober?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
