she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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