The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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