I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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