im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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