Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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