No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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