I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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