I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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