Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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