I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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