But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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