she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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