Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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