just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
how does that bad decision feel?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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