yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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