Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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