So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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