let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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