Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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