she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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