So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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