Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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